Monthly Archives: October 2010

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

Okay, this thing is creepy! Who buys this garbage?! Effectively blurring the line between artwork and silly toys/paperweights, this glorified "doll" is actually poseable. Disclaimer ...

 

Ignite for Jesus

Ignite for Jesus

As if the fire and brimstone weren't enough, we have to pay for our sins by looking at this piece of shit. We'd rather ignite ...

 

Ass Fests

Ass Fests

First, it's not one, but PLURAL "XXX Ass Fests." Second, it's in a secret BK location. Third, it's also a birthday party for Big ...

 

Uninterested Party

Uninterested Party

Where do we begin here. First, we actually got in trouble for posting this joint. The host made sure to ask us to remove his ...

 

SPAMispellings

SPAMispellings

Okayy. Wehre sohuld I pay yuo thee mooney? Seriously, dawg. Who has the federal email address misdemeanorjc959@eftps.gov? Learn to spell before you try to make ...

 

Party on with Pork

Party on with Pork

...and feel fine with swine!

 

Candy Store Creepers

Candy Store Creepers

This cat was hanging out at the candy store and scared my homie and his daughter. I thought his jacket was real fresh though!

 

Tighten Up

Tighten Up

Fergie: 1, Black Keys: 0. Sorry, fellas.

 

PrintJunk Upside Ya Face!

PrintJunk Upside Ya Face!

Dog, you don't hit Tila Tequila. Straight from the news stand to your dome! And...the high note.

 

Drew Brees is a Serial Killer

Drew Brees is a Serial Killer

Compliments of the ol' Alma Mater, Drew Brees looks like a serial killer in their latest marketing!